BREAKING: Johnny Depp Taken Into Custody By Secret Service

Johnny Depp made a big mistake when he threatened to assassinate President Trump. His little stand-up routine, that wasn’t funny, has now landed him in the back of a black SUV on the way to a federal holding facility for questioning.

Special Agent Bob Argueta was barking orders at other people at the scene before we enticed him with jerky to give us a statement. Skip Tetheluda, whose jerky has landed more than a few exclusive interviews, says Argueta was told to take Depp deep and dark into the night, make sure they weren’t followed and bring him for advanced interrogation. He responded to allegations that this takes a joke by an actor way too far:

People just assume he was kidding. What they don’t know is that Depp actually had maps and timetables and plans to assassinate President Trump if he ever visited Concord, New Hampshire again, which he certainly would during the 2020 general election season.

Depp is a dangerous criminal. Some of the content on his computer indicate he may have been radicalized while he was studying in Muslim waters for his Captain Jack Sparrow role.

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There you have it. If they found out Depp was a Muslim convert with plans to kill the President he may never see the light of day again. It’s difficult to think of our favorite actors as such horrible people sometimes, but Hollywood is just filled with tree-hugging, self-righteous, Prius driving freaks.

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10 Responses

  1. Fay Butler says:

    So disappointed in Depp. Surely he remembers how devastated he was – his whole family was – when his father left. Why would he kill someone else’s father? For noteriety? In this country people go wherever they want to – even Concord NH. No swarmy little actor can limit that. Who does Depp think he is to put limits of any other citizen’s travel? Maybe he should move back to France.

    I’ve seen the last of Depp.

    • Fay Butler says:

      So disappointed in Depp. Surely he remembers how devastated he was – his whole family was – when his father left. Why would he kill someone else’s father? For noteriety? In this country people go wherever they want to – even Concord NH. No swarmy little actor can limit that. Who does Depp think he is to put limits of any other citizen’s travel? Maybe he should move back to France.
      I’ve seen the last of Depp.

      I just wrote this. It is no duplicate.

    • Brian says:

      Why disappointed??? It’s to be expected from loonywood it’s who they are.

  2. ELLIE SALZ says:

    MANY MORE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR THREATEN OUR PRESIDENT TRUMP’S LIFE AND HIS FAMILY. WHAT HAS AMERICA BECOME…WE ARE GETTING JUST LIKE EUORPE , I THOUGHT WE WERE MUCH BETTER THAN THAT..THIS HAS BECOME SO UNBEARABLY DISGUSTING….MY PARENTS CAME FROM A COMMINIST COUNTRY AND I AM MORE THAN GRATEFUL TO BE AN AMERICAN AND LOOK AND LISTEN TO ALL OF THESE MORNONTIC IDIOTS…IF THEY DO NOT LOVE AMERICA , SHIP THEM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY SUCH AS…. CUBA, NORTH KOREA, CHINA, VENEZUELA, MIDDLE EAST AND REMOVE THEIR ID CITIZENSHIP PAPERS FROM THEM , PERHAPS THEY WILL THINK DIFFERENTLY AND BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY TO SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT WOULD NOT LIKE THEM SAYING THAT ABOUT THEIR PRESIDENT….I DO NOT EVEN LISTEN TO THE NEWS, NOTHING COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS ARE WORTH LISTENING TOO. SO SAD, VERY SAD

  3. Jacki seals says:

    I will never watch him again

  4. Denise says:

    Haha good news Hope they lock him up for along x

  5. Christine says:

    I hope he rots in hell behind bars

  6. Djr says:

    Let’s not crucify him before we know all the facts. We all know how the media tends to make things worse than they are. Innocent until proven guilty I say!

  7. Michael P Saladen says:

    It has become almost the norm for the alt-left liberal entertainers to express their negative views in such vile manners… Did they really think that they too are excluded from prosecution when violating federal laws? Some Politicians still think that they are immune from the long arm of our laws… they have a big surprise coming at them and very soon!!!

  8. Cindy says:

    I was a big fan of depp but no more I hope they lock him up an throw away the key