TRAITOR: Sean Spicer Turns On Trump, Gets Job At Clinton Foundation
Sean Spicer’s abrupt resignation shocked many Patriots across the nation, but the reason just became clear. Fox News reports that the former Press Secretary has done the unthinkable: he has joined Team Hillary Clinton.
Apparently, the time Spicer has spent failing miserably to deliver Donald Trump’s message was not just a stint in incompetence but part of a ploy to destroy Donald Trump from within.
“We discovered Sean wasn’t just getting too fat for the cameras,” Steve Bannon told Fox News. “He was also getting fat off of paychecks from the DNC.”
An investigative team put together by Donald Trump and led by Bannon uncovered multiple deposits made by Democrat operatives into Spicer’s wife, Rebecca Miller’s, bank account dating back to January 21, 2017.
Further investigation uncovered text messages to and from Nancy Pelosi, who was giving Spicer his marching orders.
Sean Spicer is a wonderful person who took tremendous abuse from the Fake News Media – but his future is bright!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 22, 2017
And it worked. Asked how he was feeling, Spicer told the FAKE NEWS media he was feeling “relieved” and looks “forward to spending a lot of time with my family.”
“That was particularly genius of the President,” Bannon told Tucker Carlson. “He wanted to give Sean false hope before dropping the bombshell that he knew what was going on. Never mess with a genius.”
Unfortunately, we can’t make stupid people refuse to hire him. Spicer had been rewarded for his hard work with a kushy job in the Clinton Foundation’s outreach department where he will reportedly pull in $350,000 a year.”
Apparently, treason is lucrative.